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I went to hospital for a liver transplant and boy was I unlucky - They gave me Oliver Reed's. -- Lenny Windsor
I've always been unlucky. I had a rocking horse once, and it died. -- Tommy Cooper
He is so unlucky that he runs into accidents which started out to happen to somebody else. -- Don Marquis
He was so unlucky that he once ruined his whole vacation. He slept every free minute and dreamed he was at work. -- Gene Perrett
I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb. -- Freddie Starr.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. -- Patrick Murray
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