| Relationship Quotes |
Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders. -- Linda Festa
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage -- Martin Luther
I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms. -- Garry Shandling
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. -- Woody Allen
The more connections you and your lover make, not just between your bodies, but between your minds, your hearts, and your souls, the more you will strengthen the fabric of your relationship, and the more real moments you will experience together. -- Barbara De Angelis
Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships. -- Brian Tracy
When I want to end a relationship I just say, "You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands. -- Alexander Penney
Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge. -- Ronny Shakes.
I didn't have time. I was too busy breaking up Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's marriage. -- George Clooney (on rumours he was responsible for Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt's break-up)
It is very difficult to maintain a relationship based solely on mistrust. -- Pierce Brosnan (from Remington Steele).
The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends. -- Bobby Kelton
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. -- Lenny Bruce
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. -- Jimmy Shubert (or some say Sharon Stone)
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled, "Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong."
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in. -- Rich Jeni
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. -- Cary Grant
A man in a relationship trades intimacy to get sex. A woman in a relationship trades sex to get intimacy. -- Old Proverb
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -- Emo Philips
In terms of the formation of long-term relationships, it's far better to get false negatives than false positives. -- Eric Pepke
Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it's really no fun lying to 'em anymore. -- Norm from Cheers
You meet someone and you're sure you were lovers in a past life. After two weeks with them, you realize why you haven't kept in touch for the last two thousand years. -- Al Cleathen
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