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The world is divided into two groups: those who divide the world into two groups & those who do not.
-- Robert Benchley
You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
-- George W. Bush (spoken at a Washington Dinner, March 2001)
My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.
-- Bill Kelly
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
-- Frank McKinney Hubbard
A Hippie is someone who walks like Tarzan, looks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.
-- Ronald Reagan (Second book of Insults, 1981, ed. Nancy McPhee)
What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find? A silver sixpence?
-- Billy Connolly
People who say, 'Anything is possible' have never tried to complain to a recorded announcement.
-- Sam Ewing (quoted in National Enquirer)
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
-- H. L. Mencken
We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers. They would call it On Anon Anon.
-- Paula Poundstone
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
-- Chris Rock
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
-- Margaret Mead
I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me.
-- Oscar Wilde (Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892)
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz (Anger In The Sky, 1943)
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