| Golf Quotes |
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
-- Ren Hicks
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
-- Bob Hope – Reader’s Digest, Oct 1958
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
-- Arnold Palmer
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
-- Don Adams
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
-- H. G. Wells (Bealby, 1915)
The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
-- Leslie Nielsen
I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
-- Gerald R. Ford
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
-- Henry Youngman
Long Island Golf Pro: What’s your handicap?
Sammy Davis Junior: I’m a colored, one-eyed Jew – do I need anything else?
-- Paraphrased from autobiography ‘Yes I Can’ (1965)
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
-- George Deukmejian
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