| God Quotes |
God: Santa Claus for grown-ups.
-- James Morrow
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen – My Philosophy, New Yorker Dec 1969
An Apology for the Devil: It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
-- Samuel Butler - Note Books (1912)
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
-- Homer Simpson (from Lost our Lisa, written by Brian Scully)
I'm a born-again atheist.
-- Gore Vidal
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
-- Fulton Sheen - (Look, Dec. 14, 1955)
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
-- Spike Milligan
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