| Celebrity Quotes |
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
-- Henry Kissinger
The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.
-- Alice Cooper
You can't shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity. And forget traditional character assassination. If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert, and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.
-- P. J. O’Rourke – Give War a Chance (1992)
[on Michael Jackson]
Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species.
-- Robin Williams
[on Marilyn Monroe]
She's wonderful. Cosmological. I wanted to put a picture of her in my latest book, as a celestial object.
-- Stephen Hawking (Reason Magazine, April 2002)
If you believe the past can't be changed, you haven't read a celebrity's autobiography.
-- Sam Ewing – Readers Digest (1991)
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
-- Fred Allen
The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
-- Dorothy Parker
Well thank you very much and no. In fact, I set my alarm for 4 o'clock in the morning to say something sarcastic and then go back to sleep.
-- Matthew Perry (responding to a comment about his seemingly neverending sarcasm)
This place is crawling with celebrities. I'm the only person here I've never heard of.
-- Shirley MacLaine - Sweet Charity (1969)
I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
-- Kevin Meaney
Celebrity Gossip: It hurts, it tears down, it destroys. I love it.
-- Conan O'Brien
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
-- H. L. Mencken
I dated a celebrity and he took me to a big party at his house. Did you know stars have pictures of famous delis on their walls?
-- Elayne Boosler
Being a celebrity is probably the closest to being a beautiful woman as you can get.
-- Kevin Costner
There are three stages to any celebrity's career. "Who is he?" "There he is!" and, "Is he still alive?".
-- Sam Ewing
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