| Cat Quotes |
There are people who reshape the world by force or argument, but the cat just lies there, dozing; and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit his comfort and convenience.
-- The Dodds
Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you.
-- Mary Bly
A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.
-- Theophile Gautier
God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion.
-- Fernand Mery
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a great many different ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.
-- Mark Twain
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
-- Doug Larson
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a Cat.
-- Ogden Nash
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
-- Garrison Keillor
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-- Winston Churchill
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
-- Missy Dizick
It's easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it.
-- P.J. O'Rourke
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
-- John Weitz
The idea of calm exists in a sitting cat.
-- Jules Reynard
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience.
-- Pam Brown
Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
-- Ambrose Bierce
They are the most graceful, sinuous, sexy, truly sensuous creatures in the world.
-- Carol Lawrence
If a dog jumps up into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
-- Alfred North Whitehead
Kittens learn early to listen intently when someone calls them - and do absolutely nothing.
-- Pam Brown
A dog thinks:
"Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me ... They must be gods!"
A cat thinks:
"Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, me, and take good care of me ... I must be a god!"
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.
-- Jeff Valdez
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
-- Faith Resnick
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.
-- Paul Gray
I gave my cat a bath the other day ... they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that...
-- Steve Martin
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
-- Will Cuppy
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