| Birthday Quotes |
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.
-- Steven Wright
A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
-- Robert Frost
Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
-- Bobby Kelton
My husband forgot my birthday and my anniversary. I didn't feel bad. On the contrary. Give me a guilty husband any day. Some of my best outfits come from his guilt!
-- Betty Walker
Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun.
--Bishop Hall
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
-- Dave Barry
No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday.
-- Jerry Dennis
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
-- Johnny Carson
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ' Happy Birthday .'
-- Steven Wright
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
-- John Glenn
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
-- Bob Hope
Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting; The soul that rises with us, our life's star, Hath had elsewhere its setting, And cometh from afar; Not in entire forgetfulness, And not in utter nakedness, But trailing clouds of glory do we come from God, who is our home.
-- William Wordsworth
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
-- Jean Paul Richter
You were born an original. Don't die a copy.
-- John Mason
Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.
-- Margaret Mitchell
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
-- Ogden Nash.
Birthdays are good for you. Studies have shown that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.
-- Sean Simmons or Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
Drugs are a one-man birthday party.
-- P. J. O'Rourke
I gave my wife a watch for her birthday. I figure there's no present like the time.
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any. Exercise is loathsome. And it cannot be any benefit when you are tired. And I was always tired. But let another person try my way, and see whence he will come out.
-- Mark Twain, Seventieth Birthday Dinner Speech
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