| Beer Quotes |
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-- Frank Sinatra
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Henny Youngman
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
-- W.C. Fields
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
-- Ernest Hemmingway
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-- Dave Barry
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
-- Homer Simpson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
-- Dave Barry
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
-- Stephen Wright
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
-- David Moulton
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
-- Homer Simpson
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
-- Catherine Zandonella
I went on a diet, swore off eating and heavy drinking, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
-- Joe E. Lewis
Introducing 'Lite' - The new way to spell 'Light', but with twenty per cent fewer letters.
-- Jerry Seinfield
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
-- Noel Coward
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-- Frank Zappa
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