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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
-- Leo Burke

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
-- Gracie Allen

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
-- Woody Allen

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
-- Robert Orben

Speeches are like babies - easy to conceive but hard to deliver.
-- Pat OMalley

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