Lisa: So....what would you little maniacs like to do first?
Lisa: Did you ever wonder, how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet...is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
Gary's Mum: Oh gary!
Gary: M! I never tossed off to anything!
Gary's Mom: You told me you were combing your hair!
Gary: But I was...I was!
Lisa: You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, eh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that...no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear acting like complete animals!
Gary: Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!
Chet: You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.
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