Quaid: If I'm not me, who the hell am I?
Douglas Quaid: You expect me to believe you?
Vilos Cohaagen: Who gives a sh** what you believe! In 30 seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up, and be home in time for corn flakes
[To the three-breasted hooker]
Benny: You make me wish I had three hands.
3 breasted woman: You're doing just fine with two.
[After shooting his "wife"]
Douglas Quaid: Consider that a divorce!
Kuato: A man is defined by his actions, not his memories.
Taxi Robot:: You're in a Johnny Cab...please state destination and number.
Quaid: S**t...SH*T!!
Taxi Robot: I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that address.
Melina: It's been a while Hauser. Still bulging I see. [Grabs his crotch] What've you been feeding this thing?
Douglas Quaid: Blondes.
Melina: I think it's still hungry.
Lori: No wonder you're having nightmares, you're always watching the news.
Douglas Quaid: I am Quaid.
Vilos Cohaagen: You're nothing, you're nobody, you're a stupid dream. Well, all dreams come to an end.
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