| Spaceballs Quotes |
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
Computer: This ship will self destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.
[They find the button with a sign on it]
Sandurz: Out of order?
Dark Helmet: F**k. Even in the future nothing works.
Barf: I'm a mog...Half-man, half-dog! I'm my own best friend...
Computer: This ship will self destruct in 20 seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.
Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs the T-shirt. Spaceballs the lunchbox. Spaceballs the coloring book. Spaceballs the flamethrower! Kids love it. And my favorite, Spaceballs the Doll. Me!
[Pulls the string]
Doll: May the Schwartz be with you!
[nurse leaves room]
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet!
Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time....
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.
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