| Red Dwarf Season 1 Quotes |
Holly: There's a saying amongst the officers; If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer!
[after learning all the crew have turned to dust]
Lister: She was part of me plan. I never got round to telling her, but she was going to come with me to Fiji. She was going to wear a white dress and ride the horses and I was going to take care of everything else. It was me plan. I planned it.
Holly: Well, she won't be much use to you on Fiji now. Not unless it snows and you need something to grit the path with.
Holly: I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000, the same IQ as 6000 PE teachers.
Lister: It's stupid anyway: all this maintanance business. The only reason they don't give this job to the service robots is they've got a better union than us.
Lister: What does it feel like?
Rimmer: Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans.
Lister: Love is what separates us from animals.
Rimmer: No, Lister -- what separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals.
Lister: I'm not a god, I was misquoted.
Lister: Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.
Rimmer: I'm dead, I'm composed entirely of light and I'm alone in space with a man who'd loose a battle of wits with a stuffed iguana.
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