| Planes Trains and Automobiles Quotes |
Guy in Cab: Anyone who'd pay $50 for a cab... would certainly pay 75!
Neal: Not necessarily ... alright, $75. You're a thief.
Guy in Cab: Close. I'm an attorney.
Neal: Del.
Del: Hmmm.
Neal: Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows.
Neal: Those aren't pillows!
Neal and Del: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Neal: Let me just close this conversation by saying that you are one unique individual.
Del: What is "unique"? Latin for "asshole?"
Del: You play with your balls alot.
Neal: I do not "play with my balls."
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in one night as you do in an hour.
Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
Del: No, I'm simply stating a fact, that's all. You fidgit with your nuts alot.
Neal: You know what would make me happy?
Del: Another couple balls and an extra set of fingers?
Neal: You're no saint. You got a free cab, you got a free room and someone who will listen to your boring stories. I mean didn't you notice on the plane, when you starting talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag?
Del: Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
Del: We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.
Clerk: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that f***ing dumb-ass smile off your rosey f***ing cheeks. Then you can give me a f***ing automobile. A f***ing Datsun. A f***ing Toyota. A f***ing Mustang. A f***ing Buick. Four f***ing wheels and a seat.
Clerk: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f***ing nowhere, with the f***ing keys to a f***ing car that isn't f***ing there. And I really didn't care to f***ing walk down a f***ing hiway and across a f***ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my f***ing face. I want a f***ing car right f***ing now.
Clerk: May I see your rental agreement.
Neal: I threw it away.
Clerk: Oh boy...
Neal: Oh boy what?
Clerk: You're f***ed!
Neal: You know... you know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!
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