| Old School Quotes |
Beanie: We're going to get so much ass here...like boy band ass!
Andy Dick: Ya know, when I get back there, I'm gonna show you something called crouching tiger, hidden p*nis.
Mitch Martin: True love's hard to find: sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend!
Mitch: At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your p*nis?
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