| Office Space Quotes |
Peter Gibbons: I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in the dictionary.
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it, until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
[talking about the office printer]
Samir: No, not again. I...why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.
Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Rob Newhouse: You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch.
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