| Napoleon Dynamite Quotes |
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon: It's quite possibly my favorite animal. It's a lion and tiger mixed, bred for its skills in magic.
Don: Napoleon. What'd you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Napoleon Dynamite: You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
Napoleon Dynamite: Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...
Teacher: Your current event, Napoleon?
Napolean Dynamite: Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Lochness to blow Nessy out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessy Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
Uncle Rico: Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.
Napolean Dynamite:I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk."
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know i'm training to be a cage fighter.
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