| Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes |
King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of England.
Peasant 1: Who's that there?
Peasant 2: I don't know... Must be a king
Peasant 1: Why?
Peasant 2: He hasn't got shit all over him.
God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
Galahad: Look, let me face the peril!
Lancelot: No, no, it's much too perilous!
Sir Bedevere: And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheeps bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
King of Swamp: This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.
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