| Monsters Inc Quotes |
Henry: Kids these days...they just don't get scared like they used to
Yeti: Milking a yak is no picnic, but once you pick out all the hairs it's very nutritious.
Randall: If I don't see a door in my station in 5 seconds, I will personally put you through the shredder!
Snowman: It ain't easy being banished! Take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished, he fashioned an enourmous diaper out of poison ivy! Wore it on his head like a tiara! Called himself King Itchy!
Mike: You know I am so romantic sometimes I think I have to just marry myself.
Sulley: Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy but I don't think that kid's dangerous.
Mike: Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me!
Henry: There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. Leave a door open, and one can walk right into this factory; right into the monster world.
Trainee Monster: I won't go into a kid's room. You can't make me!
Mike: Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original! He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye..
Newscaster: If witnesses are to be believed there has been a child security breach for the first time in Monster history.
Spokesman: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child here tonight.
Witness 1: A kid flew right over me and blasted a car with it's laser vision.
Witness 2: I tried to run from it, but it picked me with it's mind powers and shook me like a dog
Witness 3: It's true! I saw the whole thing!
Expert: It is my professional opinion that now is the time to panic!
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