| Mean Girls Quotes |
Coach Carr: Don't have sex! Because you will get pregnant and die!
Mr. Duvall: Coach Carr, step away from the underage ladies.
Janis: Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
Cady: Half of the people in this room don't like me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed someone into a bus.
Gretchen: Don't forget to check out her mom's boob job! They're like rocks!
[doing a lame rap]
Kevin Gnapoor:
Yo Yo all you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me!
On my grades, on my lines you can't touch Kevin G!
I'm a Mathlete, I'm a nerd, but forget what you heard...
I'm like James Bond the third, sha-sha-sha-shaken not stirred
I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door.
And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me.
Cause the next time you see her she'll be like 'Oh!!! Kevey G!'
Student: Someone wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons... but it's not my fault I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?
Janis: Your mom's chest hair!
Karen: I have a fifth sense....It's like I have ESPN or something? My breasts can always tell when it's raining.
Student: And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could kill the dinosaurs....and homosexuals.
Gretchen: I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm so popular!
Regina: I love your skirt! Where'd you get it?
Girl: It's my mom's old skirt from the 80's.
Regina: Oh, vintage, so adorable.
Girl: Thanks.
Regina: [after she walks away] That is the ugliest f****g skirt I have ever seen.
Jessica Lopez: I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you!
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