| James Bond Quotes |
James Bond: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Naploeon. Or God...
James Bond: Who are you?
Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore
James Bond: I must be dreaming
Q: And this, I'm particularly proud of - behind the headlights, stinger missiles!
James Bond: Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office.
Q: Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill, not to break traffic laws.
[After making love to Fiona Volpe.]
James Bond: My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for King and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
[places dancing partner's body in a chair and speaks to others]
James Bond: Do you mind if my friend sits this one out?... She's just dead.
James Bond: Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
Miss Moneypenny: Have you got a mission, James?
007 : Yes. I am to eliminate all free radicals.
Miss Moneypenny: Ooh. Be careful.
James Bond: What, no small talk? No chit-chat? You know, that's the problem these days. No one bothers to take the time to give a really sinister interrogation
007: [to Christmas Jones] I thought Christmas only comes once a year...
[fork lift truck crashes through a wall with a villain impaled on the forks.] 007: Looks like he came to a dead end...
Xenia Onatopp: You don't need the gun.
007: Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.
James Bond: If you can't trust a Swiss banker, then what's the world coming to?
Wade: Jack Wade CIA.
Bond: James Bond, stiff assed Brit.
Goldfinger: Choose your next wittisism carefully Mr Bond, it may be your last!
[unzipping Helga's dress]
Bond: Oh, the things I do for England.
Plenty: Hi, I'm Plenty.
[Bond looks at her chest]
Bond: Of course you are.
Plenty: Plenty O'Toole.
Bond: Named after your father?
[Gorgeous Tiffany saunters out of her room]
Bond: Thatīs a nice little nothing your almost wearing!
[Lazenby in his only role]
Bond: This never happened to the other fellow!
[A nurse is standing on the other side of the room]
Nurse: Mr. Bond, I need a urine sample. If you could fill this beaker for me?
Bond: From here?
Q: Explosive alarm clock, guaranteed never to wake anyone that uses it
Drax: Take Mr Bond away and DO see some harm comes to him.
Fatima Blush: How clumsy of me, now I've gotten you all wet!
Bond: Yes, but my Martini is still dry!
Elliot Carver: The distance between insanity and genius is merely success.
Bond: Always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey...
Girl: But James! I need you!
Bond: So does England!
Elektra King: There's no point living, if you cannot feel alive.
Paris: I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary.
James Bond: Sorry to dissapoint you.
[007 on making love to his language tutor.]
James Bond: I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.
[While in bed with a Danish girl Bond, gets a phone call]
Moneypenny: James, where are you?
Bond: Oh, Moneypenny. I'm just up here at Oxford, brushing up on a little Danish
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