| Hot Shots Quotes |
Topper Harley: Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo, eat apple sauce through a straw ... pork farm animals.
Topper: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
Jim Pfaffenbach: Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock.
Admiral Benson: Really? 12 o'clock? Well, that gives us about...
[looks at watch] 25 minutes. Think I'll step out for a burger.
Lt. Commander Block: American planes will always be superior as long as there are wonderful men like you in the cockpit. And German parts.
Topper: Nice place.
Ramada: It's okay. The only problem is I have a nosy landlady. Well, I guess this is goodnight.
Topper: I don't want to go back.
Ramada: You don't have to. I don't want to be alone. And by the way... I can go all night, like a lumberjack!
Topper: What about your landlady?
Ramada: You can do her too.
Ramada: What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
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