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Zoe: Preacher -- don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
Mal: We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Murphy: What a vision you are in your fine dress. It must have taken a dozen slaves a dozen days to get you into that getup. Course your daddy tells me it takes the space of a schoolboy's wink to get you out of it again.
Jayne: What we need is a diversion. I say Zoe gets naked.
Wash: No!
Jayne: I could get naked...?
Wash and Zoe: No!
Mal: Everybody dies, Tracey. Somebody's carrying a bullet for you right now and doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.
Mal: I don't believe there's a power in the 'verse that'll stop Kaylee from being so cheerful. Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month
Jayne: Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command.
[looking around a whore-house]
Jayne: My John Thomas is about to pop up and fly around the room there’s so much tasty in here.
Badger: The situation is fluid.
Jayne: The only fluid I see here is the puddle of piss refusing to pay our wage.
[referring to the never seen Reavers]
Zoe: If they take the ship they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.
Jayne: Let's move this conversation in a 'not Jayne's fault' direction
Zoe: Sir, I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man (hubbie Wash) to tear all my clothes off.
Mal: If I'm your mission, shepherd, best give it up. You're welcome on my boat. God ain't.
[Jayne mockingly reads as if from Simon's diary]
Jayne: 'Dear Diary. Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hillfolk, never to be seen again. It was the best day...Ever!'
Jayne: If wishes were horses we'd all eat steak.
Mal: Kaylee, what the hell's going on in the engine room? Was it monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
Book: If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. The level they reserve for child molesters, and people who talk at the theatre
Inara: Mal, you don't have to die alone.
Mal: Everyone dies alone.
Wash: I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not married, somebody not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinky.
Simon: For this to work, River and I will have to be dead.
Jayne: I'm starting to like this plan.
Mal: Next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.
Mal: You and lipstick are a dangerous combination if I recall.
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