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Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary.
-- Groucho Marx
Say! You cover a lot of ground yourself. You'd better beat it. I hear they're gonna tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
-- Groucho Marx
[To Chico]
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
-- Groucho Marx
I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home.
-- Groucho Marx
Clear? Huh! Why a 4-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.
-- Groucho Marx
I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth or eleven years in Twelveworth.
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I tell you what I'll do. I'll take five and ten in Woolworth
-- Marx Brothers
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