Joe Friday: Now, let me tell you something, Streebeck. There are two things which clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private hell!
Joe Friday: Yeah, well just go ahead and chuckle away, mister. I don't hear God laughing.
Pep: You will, once he sees your haircut.
[Glamour Model exposes herself to Cop]
Model: Do these look like the breasts of a 43 year old woman?
Joe: No...they’re quite impressive - bordering on spectacular.
Enid Borden: There's nothin' you can do about it, you slimey little jizz bucket!
Joe Friday: Prepare the virgin? I don't like the sound of that.
Pep: Let's just hope they're not referring to you.
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