| Donnie Darko Quotes |
Dr. Lilian Thurman: If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories.
Roberta Sparrow: Every creature on this earth dies alone.
Gretchen: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something
Donnie: What makes you think I'm not?
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gagn-ban scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dik?
Gretchen: What if you can go back in time, and take away all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better.
Donnie: [during Jim Cunningham talk] : And you (looks at 'fearful kid') Yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson. And the next time he tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.
Kitty: He told me to forcibly insert the fear-love lifeline into my anus.
Frank: Twenty-eight days, six hours, forty-two minutes, twelve seconds. That is when the world will end.
Sean: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette...
Ron: Smurfette?
Sean: Not like some tight ass Middlesex chick, you know. Like, this cute lil blonde that'll get down and dirty with the guys, like smurfette does!"
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Ron: Smurfette f*cks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny
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Sean: What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action.
Ron: Yeah, what he does is he films the gan-ban. Later on, he beats off to the tape.
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