Cotton McKnight: It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.
Patches O'Houlihan: Always remember the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
White Goodman: Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing... in which case I have some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But, no, really, I do!
Patches O'Houlihan: You're as much use as a cock-flavored lollypop.
White Goodman: We at Globo Gym know that fattiness is genetic, like baldness or necrophilia.
Peter La Fleur: Kate, it's time for you to put your mouth where our balls are.
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