Wooderson: That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
Slater: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
Slater: This place used to be off limits man 'cause some drunk freshman fell right down the middle smacking his head on every beam man. Autopsy said he only had one beer, how many did you have?
Mitch: Four.
Slater: You're dead man, you're so dead.
Simone: I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. Now fry like bacon you little freshman piggies. FRY!
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