| Clueless Quotes |
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life
Cher: Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds guys of being naked and then they think of sex.
Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
Josh: And you know, if I ever saw you do anything that wasn't 90% selfish, I'd die of shock.
Cher: Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.
Mel: I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction.
Cher: I have direction.
Josh: Yeah, towards the Mall.
Cher: Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.
Cher: Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.
Mel: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
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