| Bruce Almighty Quotes |
Bruce: Who are You?
Morgan Freeman: I'm God.
God: You've been doin a lot of complaining about me, Bruce....you think you can do it better, now here's your chance...when you leave this building you will be endowed with all my powers.
Bruce: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Bruce: Would it help if I said I was being a complete ass?
Kid: Hey! You said 'ass!'
Bruce: Yeah, but it's ok if I'm talkin' about a donkey.
Grace: I've got a rare blood type. I'm AB positive.
Bruce: I'm IB positive. I be positive they ain't stickin' no needle in me.
[On meeting God]
Bruce: Nice to meet you, God. Nice job on the Grand Canyon and good luck with the apocalypse.
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