Jack: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm a reasonable guy, but I've just experienced some unreasonable things.
Jack Burton: Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.
Jack Burton: Stop rubbing your body up against me because I can't concentrate when you're doing that.
Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Jack Burton: Which Lo Pan? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?
Jack: It's going to take crackerjack timing Weng.
Wang Chi: Are you ready Jack?
Jack: I was born ready.
Lo Pan: And when I find her, I will marry her.
Wang: Never!
Lo Pan: And Shing Dai will be happy and my curse will be lifted.
Jack: And go off to rule the world from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack: Or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first huh?
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