Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard. Boon: Is he bigger than me?
D-Day: We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even.
Clorette De Pasto: Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month? We have to get married.
Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f*****g Peace Corps.
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