| Anchorman Quotes |
Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I'm a man...an Anchorman!...I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun. That's what kind of man I am. Your just a woman with a brain a third the size of us men.
Brian Fantana: People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what your asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the octagon, but I also nick name my testie's my left one is James Wesfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noise water. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
Ed Harken: I'm sorry Veronica, we've had this discussion before. I'm not going to let you be the anchor.
Veronica Corningstone: Listen. There's three things I'm good at: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those things today, and I'm about to do one more. Which is it gonna be?
Ed Harken: Screwing?
Brick Tamland: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded
Brick: I ate fiber-glass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said. My tummy itches.
Bill Lawson: There was a time before cable, a time when people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. It was an age when the local anchorman reigned supreme. In San Diego one man was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a God walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sintara look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.
Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion!
Ron Burgundy: [to a dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
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