Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.
Finch: Single Malt?
Stifler's Mom: Aged 18 years, the way I like it.
Kevin: We must make a stand, here and now. No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! We will fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid and should be! This is our day! This is our time! And by God, we will not stand by and watch history condemn us into celibacy!
Michelle: Now, I have 2 rubbers...wear them both, it'll desensitize you. I don't want you coming so damn early this time."?
Jim: What makes you think I would come early?
Michelle: Come on, I saw you on the net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You're a sure thing.
Jessica: You want to get her in the sack, I mean, just tell her you love her. That's how I was duped.
Kevin: Separately we are flawed and vulnerable but together we are masters of our sexual destiny.
Jim's Dad: Now I just want you to know, that it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing. And I have to admit, I, uh...did the fair bit of...masturbating when I was a little younger. Yeah. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud....I never did it with baked goods, uh, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.
Sherman: Fellas, I think it's time she experienced....The Sherminator!
Kevin: Yeah, okay Sherman...whatever..
Sherman: I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future...for one lucky lady.
Jim: Go get 'em, Tiger!
Sherman: I'll be back!
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