Elaine: [over intercom] There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Rumack: This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Murdoch: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger Roger, What's our vector, Victor?
Elaine Dickinson: Cream?
Young Girl with Coffee: No Thanks. I take it black, like my men.
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