| William Shatner Quotes |
When Leonard managed to flub a line about "the heart of the nebulae" into "the liver of the nebulae," I lost all sense of control, giggling all over the bridge and spouting back, "The 'liver'? You must be kidneying. You've got the guts to say that to me?
[referring to Captain James T Kirk]
We were basically one and the same, although Jim was just about perfect, and, of course, I am perfect.
How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.
I love technology. Matches, to light a fire is really high tech. The wheel is really one of the great inventions of all time. Other than that I am ingnoramus about technology. I once looked for the 'ON' button on the computer and came to find out it was on the back. Then I thought, anyone who would put the 'on' switch on the back, where you can't find it, doesn't do any good for my psyche. The one time I did get the computer on, I couldn't turn the damn thing off!
[When asked about his hairpiece]
It's a question that I find like asking somebody, 'Did you have a breast implant?' or 'When did you get your lobotomy?
Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.
If saving money is wrong, I don't want to be right!
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