If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
Who's ever going to write a film in which I get the girl?....Me!
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.
Technology frightens me to death. It's designed by engineers to impress other engineers, and they always come with instruction booklets that are written by engineers for other engineers.
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