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I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend.

A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.

People who speak in metaphores should shampoo my crotch.

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.

What is a younger woman? I’m pretty old so almost every woman is younger than me.

I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science.


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