| Dorothy Parker Quotes |
After three Martinis I'm under the table. After four I'm under the host.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.
She [Katherine Hepburn] ran the whole gamut of emotions from A to B.
The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
She speaks eighteen languages. And she can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
I don’t care what is written about me, as long as it isn’t true.
I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
If I had any decency, I'd be dead. Most of my friends are.
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