| Buddy Hackett Quotes |
"My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
I went to the doctor. I said, "Doc, my foot! I can't walk!" He said, "You'll be walking before the day is over." He took my car!
A guy bought a farm. He didn't know anything about farms, but he bought one anyway. He decides he's going to plant something. Anything. "What are you going to plant?" his friend asks. "Razor blades and cabbages." His friend looks at him. "Razor blades and cabbages? What could you possibly get out of that?" "Coleslaw."
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