| Borat Quotes |
Borat the Kazakhstan Reporter is played by Englishman Sacha Baron Cohen, or 'Ali G'.
[to Conan O'Brien]
You have big head....you're family live near nuclear plant?
There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute.
Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp or make jam. But the most fun is to kill a alittle animal with a shotgun or rip him up with a wild dog.
In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country.
In Kazakhstan the favourite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis.
I am very strong physique and I can hold a very large woman down for 3 hours...I am strong, I can throw rock at a gyypsy from 15 metres. 10 metre if I am chained up.
(Borat shows the lady his bear hunting badge on his jacket lapel)
Borat - In Kazikstan...
Protestor 1 - You kill bears!
Borat - Yes. Kill them.
Protestor 2 - You kill bears! That's evil
Borat - No. In Kazakhstan we shoot animal. We do not hunt the fox.
Protestor 2 - Well you shouldn't be talking to us because we love animals.
Borat - We love animal too.
Protestor 1 - So why do you shoot them?
Borat - For fun.
Protestor 1 - You evil bastard! Piss off!
Borat - I do not kill fox.
Protestor 1 - But you kill bears.
Borat - There is no more bears in Kazakhstan.
Protestor 1 - Because you've killed them all!
We say in Kazakhstan that, "Woman who goes with book is like horse without...Saddle."
We say in Kazakhstan, "You find me woman with brain, I find you a horse with...Wings."
[At Cambridge University]
I have come here to greatest university in the world. Where most famous men in world study; Isaac Newton, William Shakespeare, Kenny Dalglish...
Why don't you put wife in cage? They escape if you do not.
[highlighting bigotry (Borat is played by Sacha Baren Cohen a London Jew) by getting folk singing along with him in a bar]
In my country there is a problem...And that problem is the Jew...They take everybody money...And never give it back.
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