| Ben Stiller Quotes |
There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it.
I've been practicing for it my whole life.
[referring to There's Something About Mary masterb***ion]
The last thing I want is to be a 5ft 2 guy walking down the street with a 6ft 2 model. Like, 'Look at me! Look what I can get now I got my d**k caught in a zipper.
We covered 'Hey, Jude.' My father panicked, misunderstanding the lyrics and thinking our lead singer was belting out 'Hey, Jew' to a roomful of Holocaust survivors.
[on baby names]
My wife thought of Scarlet from 'Gone With The Wind'. I thought of Darth Maul, or maybe President. President Stiller would be a great name.
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