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Jerry Seinfield
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day just exactly fits in the newspaper.
Let me ask you something -- if someone's lying, are their pants really on ..."
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Dorothy Parker
"After three Martinis I'm under the table. After four I'm under the host.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Ducking for..."
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Death
"I think the easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
-- Dennis Miller
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Dog
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies.
-- Gene Hill
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
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Absolutely Fabulous
"Eddie: Saffy Look at Mummy, look at me. Do I need surgery?
Saffy: Yes, have your mouth sewn up.
Eddie: She's very good at genetics.
Saffy: She ..."
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Spaceballs
"President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
Computer: This ship will self destruct in twenty ..."
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